Frequently Asked Questions

 
What is this film about?

Everything.

Is it really about Everything?

Yes.

By the time the film is over, will I really know Absolutely Everything that is known about  Absolutely Everything?

Yes.

That sounds impossible, did you really make a film about Everything?

Yes, please don’t ask again.

I’m a journalist/blogger/critic, can I write about the film or interview the filmmakers?

I think we could arrange that, contact us here.

I loved the film and I'd like to help out, what can I do?

Thanks, we love you too! Other than making a donation or purchase, please spread the word about the film to as many people as you can on your favorite social media and bookmarking sites. You can do this by clicking those buttons at the bottom of the page. If you have other ideas or would like to help in other ways, let us know here. 

I hated the film, what can I do?

You're an idiot. Go away.

I have a lot of money, and I would like to give it to you to help support the film, may I do that?

You certainly may, go here.

I only have a little bit of money, but I’d still like to help out.

That’s okay, we’ll still love you. Go here.

Does this film have giraffes in it?

Yes.

What about cucumbers, are there any of those?

Yes.

How about sex, is there any of that?

Obviously.

Ok, what about...

No more questions please.